Archive for September, 2008

Pocket the Squirrel

Sunday, September 21st, 2008
When we arrived at Nxabega, our first camp on our African Safari (it still makes me giddy to be able to say that) we were introduced to our camp manager and other personnel. They gave us a nice overview, and during our casual conversation, they mentioned that there was this squirrel that they had rescued when she fell out of her nest. They named her Pocket, and she was sort of semi-tame. I kind of forgot about it, and the next day after our morning game drive, the girls went to shower (I already had) and told me to get a bottle of wine and they’d meet me by the pool and we would write in our journals. I walked through the lodge, and couldn’t find anybody to fetch us our wine. So I headed down the path towards the gift shop hut, thinking that there might be somebody there. Suddenly, this squirrel darts onto the path in front of me. It then comes closer to me, and sits up like a prairie dog. I was very intrigued, but not enough to actually reach out and touch it. I mean, I’d had all my shots, but it could have some sort of African rabies or something. Then, I realized I had JM’s pen. I held it out to the squirrel, and to my delight, she started nibbling on the end of the pen and twirling around it, coming back again and again for more play. I was One With Nature!!! And with nobody around to witness my Dr. Doolittle moment, damn it. After quite a few minutes of interaction, the squirrel ran off, and I found someone to bring us some wine. I was all excited as the girls met me at the pool, and relayed the story of my interaction with the squirrel. “Oh. That was probably Pocket” they said. My bubble was totally burst, thank you very much. As we are sitting there on our lounge chairs at the pool, here comes a squirrel. I said “Hey, I think that’s Pocket!: She ran up onto my chair and then climbed onto the table. And started to drink my wine! I picked up the glass after a moment, and she hung on, then dropped to my lap. Pocket then ran over to Lisa’s chair and started licking the bottom of her wine glass!

Later, we told the camp personnel that we thought we had met Pocket, and that she was drinking my wine. They replied “Yeah, she really likes her Amarillo Ameretto too.” (Pocket may like parts of Texas too, as far as I know. Jeez.) After that, we started calling her Drunken Pocket.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Some of my favorite things

Monday, September 8th, 2008

Well, I can name family and friends right off the bat! My aunt Shelle was just here to visit, and it was nothing short of fabulous. We had a party and everything, at the loft. Nerves were a’janglin! (Mostly mine.) Unfortunately, Shelle ended up working most of the time. Not that I wasn’t contributing. I was! By putting together a table (that she had bought for me) and subsequently having two of the glass panels crash to the floor and shatter. Now, you might be saying that that doesn’t sound like a favorite thing at all. And you’d be right. My favorite thing is our reactions to the situation, and to each other. When you can laugh like mad people over the fact that one of you (Shelle) is sweeping up a giant pile of glass from the bathroom floor, for the SECOND TIME, on the day of “her” party, you have to have a sense of humor. Did I mention that it was her birthday?

If I had a fireplace, I’m sure she would have been cleaning the cinders out of it.

Another thing that I love is my mom’s Chef-Boy-R-Dee pizza. The kind where you add your own toppings. My best friend used to worm her way into eating over at our house when she knew we were having that. You’d take a square-shaped piece of pizza, and it would kind of droop in your hand. (Now I’m hungry!) And the best part of all? Either left-over tavern meat or green olives as toppings. With both? Swoon!!!

And lastly (well, not really lastly, I’m just tired of composing this) is watching my favorite moments from TV / Movies over, and over, and over. My poor friends and family. It’s amazing that they still associate with me!

(I have a stuffed goat that sings “The Lonely Goatherd” from The Sound of Music. It was a gift. Fear me.)

~~High on a hill sat a lonely goatherd~~ ~~Lay-Oh-Eee-Lay-Oh-Lay-Eeee-Ohhhh~~~

The Irony, it’s Amazing…

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

So, I’m watching the movie Earthquake and we have…. an earthquake. Let’s just say I’m not going to be watching Twister or Volcano anytime soon.

And can I just comment on the cheesiness of this movie? Apparently, all the men had to have on very high-waisted slacks, and then after the disaster, you might just discover an adorable, abandoned puppy nicely tucked into evenly cut strips of newspaper. Under a crumpled building. It could HAPPEN! People who tend to abandon puppies usually make sure they have a comfy, nicely lined bed.

I also love the creepy, girl-obsessed guy who likes to play the role of a soldier. Like, even if his act was so convincing, how in the HELL did he get in command of some rescue unit after all the chaos? Maybe he had the papers all ready, and was all “I was away on a Top Secret Mission. And that’s why you’ve never met me. But I’m in charge.” Plus, he’s wearing a wig. Is that supposed to be a disguise? Or just something creepy he does?

Okay, we just had another “aftershock” (in the movie) which decimated many of the people standing below the cracked and could-crumble-at-any-moment skyscraper. I’d do that too, run outside and stand near a very visibly impaired skyscraper.. Maybe with a downed power line nearby. If you’re going to be in disaster, you might as well make it a bit more exciting.