If you’re like me, you have those moments where you have a great idea, and you’re thinking to yourself “Hey, this would be something people would like if I blogged about it” Then, by the time you get your word processing program open, you have totally forgotten what they hell you were so previously verbose about. Yeah, thus this blog. Of nothingness. Or, close to it. But there was SOMETHING there, just a nano-second ago. This is your (my) cue to start thinking… “Hmmm, Olympics? No. Dixie Chicks? No. The latest Crate & Barrel catalog? No. I like pie. Well, yeah, but… no. WHAT THE HELL WAS MY FANTASTIC IDEA TWO SECONDS AGO?!?!” It’ll probably come to me at about 3:34 a.m., just after I’ve managed to fall asleep. Without a writing instrument and pad nearby. It’s so hard being a genius. And a better driver than 94% of the population. I rarely even talk on my hands-free cell phone while driving, and that’s not a smug look on my face right now. I usually look this way. Unless I’m shooting pool, because then I am required to stick out my tongue from the corner of my mouth. What were we talking about? Eight ball, corner pocket!” Hey that reminds me of something…… dang.